Some of my favorite little novellas and short stories have been rejected by the mass market of readers. It’s a shame they haven’t hit the New York Times or USA Today’s Bestseller’s List, or at the very least Oprah’s Book Club.
Pride & Promiscuity: The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen
Edgar Allen Poe’s Torture and Mutilation Guide
Tropical Field of Dreams: Ode to the Everglades
The Bitch & Biker’s Guide to the Galaxy Theater
Deaf’s Guide to Rock & Roll Music
Blind’s Red Rose Garden
Jiminy Cricket’s Ode to the Bug Zapper
Lying Solves Everything by Oscar Wilde
Ernest Hemingway’s Bartending Guide
Thought it would be nice to share my favorites with the world. Happy April Fool’s!
